So THAT'S what the other Sean looks like

Sean Jackson;****@gmail.com; Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:08 PM
To: ****@ensembletheatre.com
Hi Jonathan,

Thank you for your response. I am mailing a packet of information today and appreciate your offer to contact me when you have an appropriate need. I look forward to the opportunity to read for you.

I recently graduated from the acting program at the University of California, Irvine. I have over 12 years of training in acting, improvisation, voice-overs, musical theater and sketch comedy. I am privileged to have worked with Dr. Robert Cohen, Dr. Keith Fowler and John Cleese, as well as many other talented professionals in the industry.

I am a hard worker and determined to succeed in the industry. For more information, please check out my website at: www.seanjackson.net

Best Regards,
Sean Jackson
(805) ***-****

 And attached was the following picture:

Now, that's not me.  THIS, however, is me.

If you should happen to bump into this guy, however, run. FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN!

I did have a wondeful weekend, thanks for asking, Melody

Apparently it's not going to be a Relay for Life then.  I am, however, fully committed to the Relay for Getting a Life.

From: Melody Akhondzdeh;****@gmail.com
Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 4:25 AM
Subject: Meeting Summary
To: ****@gmail.com


Hello,
I hope you have had a wonderful week!! I have attached a meeting summary from our last get together on 3/31. In addition, I have included the meeting date, time and location for our next meeting as previously discussed. Furthermore, if anything has come up since our last meeting that you would like to share with the committee please email me the topic and I will add it to the agenda.
Thank you very much for your commitment to this cause, there would not be a Relay for Life without you, so I send you my gratitude.
I hope you have a spectacular weekend and I am excited for our next meeting.

Thanks,

Melody
949) ***-****
****@gmail.com

Not you too, IMDB

Little known fact, I really am played by Eric Dane.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0173631/

Don't make me pull out my Revolver

Seriously, quit with the invoices already.  I wonder if he was trying to duck payments.

From: Nohlene Bennett ;****@frontiercoffee.co.za
Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Subject: Tax Invoice INA14742
To: ****@prosinpractice.co.za
Cc: Me


Tax Invoice INA14742 from The Frontier Beverage Co (Pty) Ltd

Get out of my dreams and into this car

 As long as I get to drive it on the left hand side of the road over here, I might be up for it.  Also, how can I say no to someone named Dusty.

From: Dusty Reynolds;****@gmail.com
Date: Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Subject: NEW & USED CARS FOR EXPORT !!! : Used Toyota Prado offer!!!!
To: Me


Dusty Reynolds has sent you a link to a blog:

Is this Prado still available?

Blog: NEW & USED CARS FOR EXPORT !!!
Post: Used Toyota Prado offer!!!!
Link: http://malimarinternational.blogspot.com/2008/12/used-toyota-prado-offer.html

I think someone needs to pick up seanjackson.net for me

Imagine, if you will, that I am Gene Hackman in Superman, speaking to Ned Beatty.

Ahem.

"earthlink? Earth. Link? EARTHLINK?!?!'

Aaaaand Scene.

From:
Date: Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Subject: EarthLink Invoice #0392410674, Please Read
To: ****@gmail.com

Remit To: Account Number: 27455240
Page: 1
Earthlink, Inc. Invoice Number: 392410674
P.O. Box 6452 Billing Date: 02/16/09
Carol Stream, IL 60197-6452 Due Date: 03/09/09
Previous Balance: 0.00
Balance Due: 19.88CR
Bill To: New Charges: 9.97
Sean Jackson
YEAH, I'M NOT
THAT MUCH OF A DICK
THAT I'LL GIVE OUT
HIS ADDRESS

________________________________________________________________________________
Date Description Qty Price Amount
________________________________________________________________________________

Previous Balance 0.00
02/09/09 Charge to AMEX -29.85CR
-------------
Adjusted Beginning Balance 29.85CR

w0412028 (seanjackson.net)

02/16/09 Feb 16-Mar 15:Starter Site Mo 1.00 19.95 19.95
02/16/09 Hosting Promo Mo. Pricing 1.00 9.98CR -9.98CR

New Charges: 9.97
________
BALANCE DUE: 19.88CR
________
________

Recent payment not reflected? We may have sent this invoice before your last
payment was received.

- Manage your account and pay your balance online athttp://myaccount.earthlink.net
- Service or Support Questions go to http: //support.earthlink.net
Please pay upon receipt and be sure to include your account number with your
payment.
Any previous balance listed above is now past due. You have 30 days from the
invoice date to dispute a charge.

My, grandma, what bad eyes you have...

I hope that he made his doctor's appointment. Also, these people give out phone number very freely.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Marion Reilly <****@special-effects.ca>
Date: Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Subject:
To: Sean Jackson <****@gmail.com>


Sean. I forgot to leave you Uncle Rick’s number, just in case you need him. 905-***-****

Also Uncle Todd’s work number is 905-***-***.

Don’t forget your Doctor appointment on Feb 26th at 5pm

Love you Gramma

It's almost as if he has lost the fundamental ability to read

So, the email that kicked this whole blog off... yeah, the guy has responded back to me. I'm assuming he has some sort of reading ability, as he can type. Unless it's one of those voice to text things, in which case, I might want to be his friend.

Jim Wedeking <****@faultless.com> Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 5:48 PM
To: Me
Sean;

do you have these ride maps from last year?

Jim

From: Sean Jackson [mailto:****@gmail.com]
Sent: Wed 6/23/2010 1:46 PM
To: Jim Wedeking
Subject: Re: FW: MapMyRide: Check it Out!

I think you've got the wrong Sean.

On Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 1:40 PM, Jim Wedeking <****@faultless.com> wrote:

maps from last year

Jim

You had me at Playboy

On second thought, maybe you do have the right Sean.

On Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 9:37 PM, <****@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

Sean

Great talking to you. Your new job sounds very interesting. Lots of responsibility. The furniture company I represent is Berkline Family Dining and Vendor Development Group. We are headquartered in Chicago in the Playboy building under the name Marshall Associates. We sell causal dining, barstools, fireplaces, outdoor furniture and furniture accent items. The owner of the company is John Kazmer and the President of the Furniture Division is Terry Byrnes. I will be at the Las Vegas show on September 13-15 and it would be great if you were there. Let me know if you are coming to the Vegas market.

Thanks,
Rick

Wait by Arrivals, I'll be there to pick you up

Let me hop into my car, drive from Dallas to London. I'll be there. Just wait. JUST WAIT! This must be a pretty close family. Not knowing your email addresses and all.

On Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 6:26 AM, Diane Jackson <****@hotmail.com> wrote:

Hi Sean,

Just as well I checked my flight details, I am leaving Lisbon on Friday (this Friday) the 9th.

> From: blackhole@easyJet.com
> To: ****@hotmail.com
> Subject: easyJet booking reference: EFV84MH
> Date: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:02:05 +0100
>
> easyJet.com – book cheap flights, hotels, car hire for low cost travel
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Flight booking: Confirmation
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Booking confirmed
> Booking reference:EFV84MH
> Please print and take this booking confirmation with you to the airport. It may speed up your check-in experience.
>
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Mrs MARGARET JACKSON is flying on:
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Sunday 20 September
> London Gatwick
> (South Terminal)
> To Lisbon; flight 5457 dep. Sun 20 Sep 17:50; arr. Sun 20 Sep 20:25
> Check in opens Sun 20 Sep 15:50; Closes Sun 20 Sep 17:10
>
>
> Friday 09 October
> Lisbon To London Gatwick
> (South Terminal)
> ; flight 5456 dep. Fri 09 Oct 20:00; arr. Fri 09 Oct 22:35
> Check in opens Fri 9 Oct 18:00; Closes Fri 9 Oct 19:20
>
>
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Hold baggage and sports equipment
> -----------------------------------------------------
> 1
> Hold bag(s) per flight between all passengers combined
>
> The 1 passenger(s) in this booking may check in a combined total of 1 hold bag(s) for each flight on this booking. The total hold weight must not exceed 20 kg.
> If you need to take more, please add the relevant charges to your booking at http://www.easyjet.com/en/members/changehub.asp?BookingRef=EFV84MH.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Payments
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Friday 11 September Visa ending 8231 131.93 GBP
> Sunday 20 September Credit File Used: 9.50 GBP
> Tuesday 22 September Visa ending 8231 44.59 GBP
>
> Total paid 186.02 GBP

Second star to the right, straight on till you find the right Sean

You two must be pretty close. I mean, you've gotten the email wrong and everything. I hope for a relationship that deep some day.

On Mon, Mar 15, 2010 at 1:46 PM, Angela Shearer <****@gmail.com> wrote:

Hey Kid,

How is Peter Pan? Was just thinking about you and wondering how you are doing.

Tink

Radiation gives you super powers, right?

Outside of dental x-rays, I think the closets I've gotten to Radiology is the massive amounts of radiation I pour into my head via my cellphone. I expect Barbara can help me with the square shaped lump that is my ear now.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Barbara Zakaryan <***@cox.net>
Date: Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 8:52 AM
Subject: Radiology Meeting
To: ****@gmail.com, ****@aol.com, ****@aol.com, ****@gmail.com, jns4aero <****@cox.net>,**** @yahoo.com
Cc: Helen Simpson <****@ah.org>

Hi!

I’m looking forward to seeing all of you tomorrow at 3:15 in the Community Room at the hospital. See you there!

Barbara

You're kissing up to the wrong Sean

Well, Gary, I can see by your incredibly up to date AOL address, you're just the man I'm looking for to do work for me in 1995. I'll give you a shout. Please be sure to tell me how classy I am some more, though.

Re: Gary Musick Resume

---

Sean Jackson <****@gmail.com>	Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 10:16 AM
To: ***@aol.com
On Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 9:14 AM, ****@aol.com> wrote: Sean...how delighted I was to hear of your new upcoming Vice President role ...Congrats to you and your family...This is great for your career and you will prosper in your new move...Your a class guy and good things will happen for you ...Attached my resume for review...any help you can provide is so much apopreciated...thanks for making the call...let me know...Gary Musick ***-***-4754 Make your life easier with all your friends, email, and favorite sites in one place. Try it now. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "bobbystineman" ****@gmail.com To: ****@aol.com Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2008 21:50:05 -0600 Subject: RE: Gary Musick Resume Ok Gary.....I blasted you email out to atleast 50 recruiters.....you should start hearing some phone calls back this week.....it will take a few days though......additionally make sure you update your the careers in food website with your new resume, as I cannot do this because you are already a member.....all you have to do is upload the file.....I can do this on Wednesday if you want to meet. Call me tomorrow in the morning as my flight leaves at 8:15 ---- I should be on the road around 6:30am From: ****@aol.com [mailto:****@aol.com] Sent: Monday, December 08, 2008 7:10 PM To: ***@gmail.com Subject: Re: Gary Musick Resume graduated college in 1980 from Northern Illinois University. Bachelors degree..honor society beta brand I reported to Joel jacks -Cm equity partners or Sun Capitol -Bud Terry. I

I want to ride my bicycle

Anyone who knows me knows that, deep down, I'm one lazy bastard. I have enough trouble trying to keep myself in shape (round is a shape, right?) , much less care about some stranger's fitness. I also happen to have a bike. Locked up. Covered in dust. So don't share your biking stories with me. Jim ****** <*****@faultless.com> Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 1:40 PM
To: Me
maps from last year Jim From: ****@kc.rr.com [mailto:****@kc.rr.com] Sent: Tue 6/22/2010 2:03 PM To: Jim Wedeking Subject: MapMyRide: Check it Out! Hello, Gregg (****@kc.rr.com) thought you should check out the following Route: S2R 65 Mile Long Route Aug 16th 2009 To view S2R 65 Mile Long Route Aug 16th 2009, follow the link below: http://www.mapmyride.com/view_route?r=839124889780528358 Gregg writes: this is the 65 mile route You can view Gregg Cobler's Public Profile and Add them as a Friend here: http://www.mapmyride.com/user_profile?u=679124336400286121 What is MapMyRide? MapMyRide.com is a community web site for road cyclists and mountain bikers who want to stay healthy, lose weight or train more effectively. MapMyRide.com provides easy-to-use, comprehensive web-based cycling tools to measure distance and count calories from cycling. With road cycling and mountain biking forums, training logs and tips from cycling experts, MapMyRide.com is the site where cyclists are. Go Mobile. You can stay connected right from your iPhone or Blackberry. Download iMapMyRide or iMapMyRun and start tracking all of your fitness activity. Using your phone's built-in GPS capabilities you can record your workout metrics and routes, capture memories along the way with the geo-tag camera* and share it all with friends by auto-posting* to facebook and twitter. (* iPhone Only) Download Today: http://www.imapmy.com for the iPhone http://www.mapmyride.com/bb for the Blackberry Thanks, The MapMyRide Team ___ This is a one-time Tell-A-Friend Email. Want to control which emails you receive from MapMyRide? http://www.mapmyride.com/edit_user_privacy

I'm not the Sean you're looking for

So, for a couple of years now, someone out there has been using my email address to sign up for accounts, contact family, work references, etc.

I've actually contacted him and his family to let him know about this. But it keeps happening. At this point, I've forgotten his actual email address. I've just been deleting these emails.

Well, no longer. Now, when I get one, it's going up right here.

He doesn't seem to grasp the fact that periods in the gmail address don't matter.

myemailaddress@gmail.com = my.email.address@gmail.com = m.y.e.m.a.i.l.a.d.d.r.e.s.s@gmail.com are all the same thing.

Let's have fun, shall we?