Monitor Duty

So I guess other Sean is in need of some monitors.  I really wonder what he does sometimes.

Samsung Monitors

Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>          Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 5:27 PM

To: "Me

Good Afternoon

Thank you for speaking with me today. I should have a quote for the Samsung  monitors pn#460UTN by tomorrow morning. Please let me know if you have any questions or require additional information. Thank you!

Kyra Reinhold | Public Sector Bid Desk Sales

Small GSA Contract holder

Technology Integration Group

And then a bunch of contact info

I decided, I’m going full bore on this one, we’ll just see how far it goes.

Samsung Monitors

Sean Jackson   Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 11:21 AM

To: Kyra Reinhold ****@tig.com

So what's the 411 on this?  I've got Monitors, Anit-Monitors and Guardians (of the globe AND universe) that I'm waiting to take care of.

--

Sean Jackson

Then I get 2 emails in a row.

Samsung Monitors

Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>          Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 11:35 AM

To: Me

Good Afternoon

On behalf of Technology Integration Group, I would like to thank you for the opportunity to compete for your business. 

Blah blah blah, form letter, form letter, form letter.

Best,

Kyra

And then there’s a PDF attached with a quote.  Long story short, it’s for:

SAMSUNG : TFT active matrix - 46 Inch - 1366 x 768 - 3000:1 – 8 (yes, 8 of them)

Open Market

Each monitor runs, well, it’s more than 5 grand, less than 6, and closer to 5,848.43

Yes, a grand total of 52,635.87.

Samsung Monitors

Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>          Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 12:04 PM

To: Me

Mr. Jackson

Let me know how the quote looks and if there is anything else you need from me. Thank you!

Kyra Reinhold | Public Sector Bid Desk Sales

So, I’ve decided that most things at this point will be complete non sequiturs. 

Samsung Monitors

Sean Jackson   Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 1:39 PM

To: Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>

I need to know if you'll have the jade monkey by the next full moon.

Her reply

Samsung Monitors

Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>          Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 1:49 PM

To: Sean Jackson

Not sure what your requesting here…..I sent a quote an hour ago.

Kyra Reinhold | Public Sector Bid Desk Sales

So, if I’m going to act like a jerk, I might as well quote from The Jerk.

Samsung Monitors

Sean Jackson   Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 1:52 PM

To: Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>

Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this.

[picks up an ashtray]

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

I don't need my dog.

Thank you IMDB.

Now, I don’t know if she didn’t read this, or if emails crossed in the ether, but she’s surprisingly unphased by my previous email.

Samsung Monitors

Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>          Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 1:58 PM

To: Sean Jackson

Mr. Jackson

Sorry one more thing…..Samsung is wondering what your planning on doing with the TV’s you are buying and if you require digital signage software?  Let me know if you require any additional information or if there are any questions I can answer for you.

Kyra Reinhold | Public Sector Bid Desk Sales

And I think this is where I killed the bit.

Samsung Monitors

Sean Jackson   Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 2:25 PM

To: Kyra Reinhold <****@tig.com>

I plan on making an invincible army of hybrid monitor/ape warriors.

Barring that, a vincinble army will have to do.

And if not that, I'm just gonna go to a zoo and feed the monkeys.

 After that, I've not heard back.  My army would have been glorious.  GLORIOUS I SAY!

In which I advocate the alcoholization of children

Before we begin, I have teh interwebs to thank for the following definitions:
Whānau is a Māori-language word for extended family, now increasingly entering New Zealand English, particularly in official publications.
In Māori, it also has other meanings: as a verb meaning to give birth or genus.

Munting, well, this one's gonna set my wife off.  JJ and those of you with delicate sensibilities, skip this, for your own sanity:
A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female) To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.


Ok, you can start reading again.

I must say, other Sean and Richard must have a special relationship

Subject: How's the whanau?
Richard Atkins <****@rolfe-judd.co.uk>     Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 10:15 AM
To: Me

Did you get my text? Have I offended you? Have you turned off your roaming? Whatev's.

r.

Rolfe Judd
Old Church Court
Claylands Road
The Oval
London SW8 1NZ
PH +44 (0)20 ***
FX +44 (0)20 ***
http://www.rolfe-judd.co.uk/

This E-mail from Rolfe Judd Ltd. is intended solely for the person to whom it is addressed. It may contain confidential or privileged information. If received in error, please notify us by return and destroy the transmission. Do not copy, distribute or take any action in reliance on it.

If it is not your or your employers policy to communicate by the receipt of e-mails of this kind then please notify us immediately. This email message has been swept for the presence of computer viruses.

Sean Jackson      Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 2:45 PM
To: Richard Atkins <***@rolfe-judd.co.uk>
No, you've not offended me.  I am made of sterner stuff than that.

Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision and all that jazz.

Now, what's the happy hap?

Richard Atkins <****@rolfe-judd.co.uk>     Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 3:37 AM
To: Me
All quiet. Matt's repaired his most recent munting. the fixie is at the frame builders. we had ribs at the weekend.

mark Cavendish actually is the fastest man on two wheels.... oh and I'd like some glasses, if it's no trouble.
Did you understand my textual instructions? I stress that under no circumstances should you go out of your way. If

you'd prefer, I can give you an advance.

r.

Sean Jackson      Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 8:50 AM
To: Richard Atkins <****@rolfe-judd.co.uk>
I think we all know that Evel Knievel is the fastest man on two wheels.  It's a scientific fact.

Now, glasses, are we looking at reading or drinking.  I think I can make either of them work, but obviously you'll get more liquid into a drinking glass, while with reading, you're just going to be slurping the booze off the surface.

I think I understood your textual instructions, but I prefer to talk about your contextual instructions.

So, deep down, why do you want this?

Why is it necessary?

And if you're driving down the highway in a canoe and one of your square wheels falls off, how many pancakes can fit on the side of a doghouse?

That's a trick question.  Ice cream doesn't have hair.  I know, I know, we discussed no more tricks, after your last violent outburst, but I couldn't resits.

Richard Atkins <***@rolfe-judd.co.uk>     Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 9:18 AM
To: Me
There are two possibilities here. Either you are hiding in the den, avoiding parent time by penning overly-long emails, or you are hiding in the den drinking blue label penning overly-long emails. I have my money on the former simply because even spell-checker isn't good enough to disguise drunken typing. But to answer your most important question, why? because shaz said i could, and you have to grab these opportunities with both hands when they present themselves (that is not a euphemism, I'm still talking about sunglasses). r.
http://www.oakley.com/pd/6453

Sean Jackson      Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 9:31 AM
To: Richard Atkins <****@rolfe-judd.co.uk>
Ok, but those glasses aren't going to hold much blue label and it'll be a messy drink, but that's your call.

I was discussing with the fonz the other day the practicalities of drinking and parenting.  And quite honestly, the two go hand in hand.  If you get your kids drunk enough, you don't have to do much parenting.  I find if you get them to about a .04, everything else takes care of itself.

Sometimes they protest, but if you hold them down long enough, they take it like a man.  Even if they're a girl.

And with that, I've not gotten any further correspondence.  I wonder if he's actually called the other Sean to ask what in the hell he's doing to his children.

Time to brush up on my brokerese

My wife JJ helped me out with this one.

I think I need to learn to slow play these people more.

Leonard Battifarano <*****@brokerslink.org>	Fri, Jul 16, 2010 at 2:46 PM
To: Me
Sensitivity: Private Dear Sean, I am writing to you after speaking with Jamie earlier this week. Do you have time on either Monday or Tuesday afternoon at 3 PM to talk? I look forward to your advice and the discussing how you and Brokerslink might work together My very best, len Mr. Len Battifarano CEO, Brokerslink Look, I'm sure you can find their address if you really want to tel no 212 ***-****

To which I reply:

From: "Sean Jackson"

Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2010 10:27:07 -0500

To: Leonard Battifarano<****@brokerslink.org>;

ReplyTo: "Sean Jackson"

Subject: Re: FW: Phone Call

Leo,

I'm sorry, Monday's no good for me, as I've got a trip to Canada on Tuesday, and I've got to get components for a bong (I hear it's legal there).

Tuesday, I'll be in meetings and baked off my rear all day.

Wednesday, come on, it's hump day, who wants to make a bullshit call then?

Thursday is right out. It's MUST SEE TV night.

Friday, are you serious. End of the week, I'm already checked out mentally.

Let's shoot for sometime in No Shave November.

Best

Sean.

And I get this pitiful response.  It's like they don't want me to consult for them or something.

battifarano@brokerslink.org <****@brokerslink.org>	Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Reply-To: ****@brokerslink.org To: Sean Jackso
Nice answer.....Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

So I guess I'm not going to Canada

I wonder how they cracked the code:

From:Me
Sent: Thursday, July 15, 2010 8:43 AM
To: jrodrigo@***.com
Cc: seanjackson@***.com; Murphy, Paul - CAN CAL
Subject: Re: Calgary Itinerary - July 19/20

Wowowewow.  I'm going to Canada?  I need to brush up on my Canadianese I guess.  Weed's legal in Canada right?

jrodrigo@****com	Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 9:45 AM
To: ****@gmail.com, jrodrigo@***.com Cc: ****@gmail.com, pmurphy@***.com
It's actually mandatory in some parts....unfortunately, not in Calgary.

Sean Jackson <****@gmail.com>	Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 10:08 AM
To: jrodrigo@****.com Cc: pmurphy@****.com
Awesome. I'm expecting to be met at the airport by a harem of women in a Princess Leia outfit.  Not the slave girl, that's so over played.  I'm thinking the long robe-y thing from Empire Strikes back.  With the two braided loops on the back.  But feel free to go crazy. Also, since I'm out of the country then, I think I should go crazy, broadway style.  And bumfights.  As in, I need to fight a bum.  I'm not inhuman, I'll pay him for his time, and I'll get him a fresh bindle. Wait, that's for hobos.  Throw one of those in, and you've got yourself a stew.  A human stew.  And now my stomach is growling.  Off to enjoy some of that delicious man meat. The contents of this e-mail as received may not be a complete or accurate version of reality in any way, shape or form, as I might have used a Cosmic Cube last week. If you consider that the contents are material to the formation of a contract or you are otherwise relying upon its accuracy, hooo boy, have you got bigger problems. The information in this e-mail is mine, MINE ALL MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, EVEN IF YOU ASK NICE. If you are not the intended recipient, then why did I send this to you? I'm so tired.  Doctor, please bring me my meds, the carpet is talking to me again.  And quite frankly, I'm sick of her use of double negatives and all those freaking dangling participles.

jrodrigo@****.com	Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 10:26 AM
To: Me
I clearly have the wrong email address. Thanks for the entertainment though...

Sean Jackson	Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 10:35 AM
To: jrodrigo@****.com
But I want to go to Canada. Shoot.

Guess who's going to Canada! Not me!

Right about when I start to think that maybe I made this blog prematurely, maybe I'm not going to get any more emails, BAM.  If this is the accuracy of the company, I don't know if I want to work for them.

Calgary Itinerary - July 19/20

---

jrodrigo@****.com	Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 9:27 AM
To: Me Cc: pmurphy@***.com
<>     Good morning Mr. Jackson, Please find attached your itinerary for your trip to Calgary on July 19th and 20th.  We have also booked you into the Hotel Arts for the night of July 19th.  Please note that this hotel is located a half block from the office for your convenience. Please review the attached and if you have any questions or concerns, do not hesitate to contact me. Regards, Juli Juli C. Rodrigo, Office Services Jardine Lloyd Thompson Canada Inc. ADDRESS REMOVED Direct: 403 537 - **** Mobile: 403 612 - **** Fax: 403 264 - **** email: jrodrigo@****.com

Talking Poop with Strangers

Simon Ashton;****@gmail.com	Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 6:39 PM
To: Me
Life at the bottom of the pecking order. When top level guys look down, they see only shit; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

To which I reply:

Who is this?

And get back:

Simon Ashton <****@gmail.com>	Sat, Jul 3, 2010 at 3:08 AM
To: Sean Jackson
Its me doh.  Simon. Can you not see my email address. This was sent from Outlook via Gmail. Let me know how to make myself visible Simon

 To which I calmly reply:
I don't know any Simon's. Who in the hell are you looking for?

And I get back:

simon ashton <****@gmail.com>	Sat, Jul 3, 2010 at 11:44 AM
To: Sean Jackso
Sorry old chap. Destination should have have been [address which is the exact opposite of mine] Cheer up. -- Regards Simon Ashton

I weep for the future.

So THAT'S what the other Sean looks like

Sean Jackson;****@gmail.com; Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:08 PM
To: ****@ensembletheatre.com
Hi Jonathan,

Thank you for your response. I am mailing a packet of information today and appreciate your offer to contact me when you have an appropriate need. I look forward to the opportunity to read for you.

I recently graduated from the acting program at the University of California, Irvine. I have over 12 years of training in acting, improvisation, voice-overs, musical theater and sketch comedy. I am privileged to have worked with Dr. Robert Cohen, Dr. Keith Fowler and John Cleese, as well as many other talented professionals in the industry.

I am a hard worker and determined to succeed in the industry. For more information, please check out my website at: www.seanjackson.net

Best Regards,
Sean Jackson
(805) ***-****

 And attached was the following picture:

Now, that's not me.  THIS, however, is me.

If you should happen to bump into this guy, however, run. FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN!

I did have a wondeful weekend, thanks for asking, Melody

Apparently it's not going to be a Relay for Life then.  I am, however, fully committed to the Relay for Getting a Life.

From: Melody Akhondzdeh;****@gmail.com
Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 4:25 AM
Subject: Meeting Summary
To: ****@gmail.com


Hello,
I hope you have had a wonderful week!! I have attached a meeting summary from our last get together on 3/31. In addition, I have included the meeting date, time and location for our next meeting as previously discussed. Furthermore, if anything has come up since our last meeting that you would like to share with the committee please email me the topic and I will add it to the agenda.
Thank you very much for your commitment to this cause, there would not be a Relay for Life without you, so I send you my gratitude.
I hope you have a spectacular weekend and I am excited for our next meeting.

Thanks,

Melody
949) ***-****
****@gmail.com

Not you too, IMDB

Little known fact, I really am played by Eric Dane.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0173631/

Don't make me pull out my Revolver

Seriously, quit with the invoices already.  I wonder if he was trying to duck payments.

From: Nohlene Bennett ;****@frontiercoffee.co.za
Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Subject: Tax Invoice INA14742
To: ****@prosinpractice.co.za
Cc: Me


Tax Invoice INA14742 from The Frontier Beverage Co (Pty) Ltd

Get out of my dreams and into this car

 As long as I get to drive it on the left hand side of the road over here, I might be up for it.  Also, how can I say no to someone named Dusty.

From: Dusty Reynolds;****@gmail.com
Date: Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Subject: NEW & USED CARS FOR EXPORT !!! : Used Toyota Prado offer!!!!
To: Me


Dusty Reynolds has sent you a link to a blog:

Is this Prado still available?

Blog: NEW & USED CARS FOR EXPORT !!!
Post: Used Toyota Prado offer!!!!
Link: http://malimarinternational.blogspot.com/2008/12/used-toyota-prado-offer.html

I think someone needs to pick up seanjackson.net for me

Imagine, if you will, that I am Gene Hackman in Superman, speaking to Ned Beatty.

Ahem.

"earthlink? Earth. Link? EARTHLINK?!?!'

Aaaaand Scene.

From:
Date: Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Subject: EarthLink Invoice #0392410674, Please Read
To: ****@gmail.com

Remit To: Account Number: 27455240
Page: 1
Earthlink, Inc. Invoice Number: 392410674
P.O. Box 6452 Billing Date: 02/16/09
Carol Stream, IL 60197-6452 Due Date: 03/09/09
Previous Balance: 0.00
Balance Due: 19.88CR
Bill To: New Charges: 9.97
Sean Jackson
YEAH, I'M NOT
THAT MUCH OF A DICK
THAT I'LL GIVE OUT
HIS ADDRESS

________________________________________________________________________________
Date Description Qty Price Amount
________________________________________________________________________________

Previous Balance 0.00
02/09/09 Charge to AMEX -29.85CR
-------------
Adjusted Beginning Balance 29.85CR

w0412028 (seanjackson.net)

02/16/09 Feb 16-Mar 15:Starter Site Mo 1.00 19.95 19.95
02/16/09 Hosting Promo Mo. Pricing 1.00 9.98CR -9.98CR

New Charges: 9.97
________
BALANCE DUE: 19.88CR
________
________

Recent payment not reflected? We may have sent this invoice before your last
payment was received.

- Manage your account and pay your balance online athttp://myaccount.earthlink.net
- Service or Support Questions go to http: //support.earthlink.net
Please pay upon receipt and be sure to include your account number with your
payment.
Any previous balance listed above is now past due. You have 30 days from the
invoice date to dispute a charge.

My, grandma, what bad eyes you have...

I hope that he made his doctor's appointment. Also, these people give out phone number very freely.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Marion Reilly <****@special-effects.ca>
Date: Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Subject:
To: Sean Jackson <****@gmail.com>


Sean. I forgot to leave you Uncle Rick’s number, just in case you need him. 905-***-****

Also Uncle Todd’s work number is 905-***-***.

Don’t forget your Doctor appointment on Feb 26th at 5pm

Love you Gramma

It's almost as if he has lost the fundamental ability to read

So, the email that kicked this whole blog off... yeah, the guy has responded back to me. I'm assuming he has some sort of reading ability, as he can type. Unless it's one of those voice to text things, in which case, I might want to be his friend.

Jim Wedeking <****@faultless.com> Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 5:48 PM
To: Me
Sean;

do you have these ride maps from last year?

Jim

From: Sean Jackson [mailto:****@gmail.com]
Sent: Wed 6/23/2010 1:46 PM
To: Jim Wedeking
Subject: Re: FW: MapMyRide: Check it Out!

I think you've got the wrong Sean.

On Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 1:40 PM, Jim Wedeking <****@faultless.com> wrote:

maps from last year

Jim

You had me at Playboy

On second thought, maybe you do have the right Sean.

On Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 9:37 PM, <****@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

Sean

Great talking to you. Your new job sounds very interesting. Lots of responsibility. The furniture company I represent is Berkline Family Dining and Vendor Development Group. We are headquartered in Chicago in the Playboy building under the name Marshall Associates. We sell causal dining, barstools, fireplaces, outdoor furniture and furniture accent items. The owner of the company is John Kazmer and the President of the Furniture Division is Terry Byrnes. I will be at the Las Vegas show on September 13-15 and it would be great if you were there. Let me know if you are coming to the Vegas market.

Thanks,
Rick

Wait by Arrivals, I'll be there to pick you up

Let me hop into my car, drive from Dallas to London. I'll be there. Just wait. JUST WAIT! This must be a pretty close family. Not knowing your email addresses and all.

On Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 6:26 AM, Diane Jackson <****@hotmail.com> wrote:

Hi Sean,

Just as well I checked my flight details, I am leaving Lisbon on Friday (this Friday) the 9th.

> From: blackhole@easyJet.com
> To: ****@hotmail.com
> Subject: easyJet booking reference: EFV84MH
> Date: Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:02:05 +0100
>
> easyJet.com – book cheap flights, hotels, car hire for low cost travel
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Flight booking: Confirmation
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Booking confirmed
> Booking reference:EFV84MH
> Please print and take this booking confirmation with you to the airport. It may speed up your check-in experience.
>
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Mrs MARGARET JACKSON is flying on:
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Sunday 20 September
> London Gatwick
> (South Terminal)
> To Lisbon; flight 5457 dep. Sun 20 Sep 17:50; arr. Sun 20 Sep 20:25
> Check in opens Sun 20 Sep 15:50; Closes Sun 20 Sep 17:10
>
>
> Friday 09 October
> Lisbon To London Gatwick
> (South Terminal)
> ; flight 5456 dep. Fri 09 Oct 20:00; arr. Fri 09 Oct 22:35
> Check in opens Fri 9 Oct 18:00; Closes Fri 9 Oct 19:20
>
>
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Hold baggage and sports equipment
> -----------------------------------------------------
> 1
> Hold bag(s) per flight between all passengers combined
>
> The 1 passenger(s) in this booking may check in a combined total of 1 hold bag(s) for each flight on this booking. The total hold weight must not exceed 20 kg.
> If you need to take more, please add the relevant charges to your booking at http://www.easyjet.com/en/members/changehub.asp?BookingRef=EFV84MH.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Payments
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Friday 11 September Visa ending 8231 131.93 GBP
> Sunday 20 September Credit File Used: 9.50 GBP
> Tuesday 22 September Visa ending 8231 44.59 GBP
>
> Total paid 186.02 GBP

Second star to the right, straight on till you find the right Sean

You two must be pretty close. I mean, you've gotten the email wrong and everything. I hope for a relationship that deep some day.

On Mon, Mar 15, 2010 at 1:46 PM, Angela Shearer <****@gmail.com> wrote:

Hey Kid,

How is Peter Pan? Was just thinking about you and wondering how you are doing.

Tink

Radiation gives you super powers, right?

Outside of dental x-rays, I think the closets I've gotten to Radiology is the massive amounts of radiation I pour into my head via my cellphone. I expect Barbara can help me with the square shaped lump that is my ear now.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Barbara Zakaryan <***@cox.net>
Date: Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 8:52 AM
Subject: Radiology Meeting
To: ****@gmail.com, ****@aol.com, ****@aol.com, ****@gmail.com, jns4aero <****@cox.net>,**** @yahoo.com
Cc: Helen Simpson <****@ah.org>

Hi!

I’m looking forward to seeing all of you tomorrow at 3:15 in the Community Room at the hospital. See you there!

Barbara

You're kissing up to the wrong Sean

Well, Gary, I can see by your incredibly up to date AOL address, you're just the man I'm looking for to do work for me in 1995. I'll give you a shout. Please be sure to tell me how classy I am some more, though.

Re: Gary Musick Resume

---

Sean Jackson <****@gmail.com>	Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 10:16 AM
To: ***@aol.com
On Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 9:14 AM, ****@aol.com> wrote: Sean...how delighted I was to hear of your new upcoming Vice President role ...Congrats to you and your family...This is great for your career and you will prosper in your new move...Your a class guy and good things will happen for you ...Attached my resume for review...any help you can provide is so much apopreciated...thanks for making the call...let me know...Gary Musick ***-***-4754 Make your life easier with all your friends, email, and favorite sites in one place. Try it now. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "bobbystineman" ****@gmail.com To: ****@aol.com Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2008 21:50:05 -0600 Subject: RE: Gary Musick Resume Ok Gary.....I blasted you email out to atleast 50 recruiters.....you should start hearing some phone calls back this week.....it will take a few days though......additionally make sure you update your the careers in food website with your new resume, as I cannot do this because you are already a member.....all you have to do is upload the file.....I can do this on Wednesday if you want to meet. Call me tomorrow in the morning as my flight leaves at 8:15 ---- I should be on the road around 6:30am From: ****@aol.com [mailto:****@aol.com] Sent: Monday, December 08, 2008 7:10 PM To: ***@gmail.com Subject: Re: Gary Musick Resume graduated college in 1980 from Northern Illinois University. Bachelors degree..honor society beta brand I reported to Joel jacks -Cm equity partners or Sun Capitol -Bud Terry. I

I want to ride my bicycle

Anyone who knows me knows that, deep down, I'm one lazy bastard. I have enough trouble trying to keep myself in shape (round is a shape, right?) , much less care about some stranger's fitness. I also happen to have a bike. Locked up. Covered in dust. So don't share your biking stories with me. Jim ****** <*****@faultless.com> Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 1:40 PM
To: Me
maps from last year Jim From: ****@kc.rr.com [mailto:****@kc.rr.com] Sent: Tue 6/22/2010 2:03 PM To: Jim Wedeking Subject: MapMyRide: Check it Out! Hello, Gregg (****@kc.rr.com) thought you should check out the following Route: S2R 65 Mile Long Route Aug 16th 2009 To view S2R 65 Mile Long Route Aug 16th 2009, follow the link below: http://www.mapmyride.com/view_route?r=839124889780528358 Gregg writes: this is the 65 mile route You can view Gregg Cobler's Public Profile and Add them as a Friend here: http://www.mapmyride.com/user_profile?u=679124336400286121 What is MapMyRide? MapMyRide.com is a community web site for road cyclists and mountain bikers who want to stay healthy, lose weight or train more effectively. MapMyRide.com provides easy-to-use, comprehensive web-based cycling tools to measure distance and count calories from cycling. With road cycling and mountain biking forums, training logs and tips from cycling experts, MapMyRide.com is the site where cyclists are. Go Mobile. You can stay connected right from your iPhone or Blackberry. Download iMapMyRide or iMapMyRun and start tracking all of your fitness activity. Using your phone's built-in GPS capabilities you can record your workout metrics and routes, capture memories along the way with the geo-tag camera* and share it all with friends by auto-posting* to facebook and twitter. (* iPhone Only) Download Today: http://www.imapmy.com for the iPhone http://www.mapmyride.com/bb for the Blackberry Thanks, The MapMyRide Team ___ This is a one-time Tell-A-Friend Email. Want to control which emails you receive from MapMyRide? http://www.mapmyride.com/edit_user_privacy

I'm not the Sean you're looking for

So, for a couple of years now, someone out there has been using my email address to sign up for accounts, contact family, work references, etc.

I've actually contacted him and his family to let him know about this. But it keeps happening. At this point, I've forgotten his actual email address. I've just been deleting these emails.

Well, no longer. Now, when I get one, it's going up right here.

He doesn't seem to grasp the fact that periods in the gmail address don't matter.

myemailaddress@gmail.com = my.email.address@gmail.com = m.y.e.m.a.i.l.a.d.d.r.e.s.s@gmail.com are all the same thing.

Let's have fun, shall we?