I wonder how they cracked the code:
From:Me
Sent: Thursday, July 15, 2010 8:43 AM
To: jrodrigo@***.com
Cc: seanjackson@***.com; Murphy, Paul - CAN CAL
Subject: Re: Calgary Itinerary - July 19/20
Wowowewow. I'm going to Canada? I need to brush up on my Canadianese I guess. Weed's legal in Canada right?
| jrodrigo@****com | Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 9:45 AM |
To: ****@gmail.com, jrodrigo@***.com Cc: ****@gmail.com, pmurphy@***.com |
It's actually mandatory in some parts....unfortunately, not in Calgary. |
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| Sean Jackson <****@gmail.com> | Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 10:08 AM |
To: jrodrigo@****.com Cc: pmurphy@****.com |
Awesome.
I'm expecting to be met at the airport by a harem of women in a Princess Leia outfit. Not the slave girl, that's so over played. I'm thinking the long robe-y thing from Empire Strikes back. With the two braided loops on the back. But feel free to go crazy.
Also, since I'm out of the country then, I think I should go crazy, broadway style. And bumfights. As in, I need to fight a bum. I'm not inhuman, I'll pay him for his time, and I'll get him a fresh bindle.
Wait, that's for hobos. Throw one of those in, and you've got yourself a stew. A human stew.
And now my stomach is growling. Off to enjoy some of that delicious man meat.
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| jrodrigo@****.com | Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 10:26 AM |
To: Me |
I clearly have the wrong email address. Thanks for the entertainment though... |
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| Sean Jackson | Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 10:35 AM |
To: jrodrigo@****.com |
But I want to go to Canada.
Shoot. |
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