Talking Poop with Strangers

Simon Ashton;****@gmail.com	Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 6:39 PM
To: Me
Life at the bottom of the pecking order. When top level guys look down, they see only shit; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

To which I reply:

Who is this?

And get back:

Simon Ashton <****@gmail.com>	Sat, Jul 3, 2010 at 3:08 AM
To: Sean Jackson
Its me doh.  Simon. Can you not see my email address. This was sent from Outlook via Gmail. Let me know how to make myself visible Simon

 To which I calmly reply:
I don't know any Simon's. Who in the hell are you looking for?

And I get back:

simon ashton <****@gmail.com>	Sat, Jul 3, 2010 at 11:44 AM
To: Sean Jackso
Sorry old chap. Destination should have have been [address which is the exact opposite of mine] Cheer up. -- Regards Simon Ashton

I weep for the future.