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From: Bonnie Wolf
To: Me
Date: Wed, Jun 15, 2011 at 7:56 PM
subject: the crazy cat story
Sean,
I worked a mid and then was off for two days after that, so when i got home from the mid i went and mowed my yard so i would not have to mow in the dreadful heat. So from Saturday to Monday my car did not move from the driveway. On Sunday I took a full day of rest. Charlie and Mitty Moo are having so much fun playing :) BUT..... Charlie is in HEAT.....lol.....lol....So her and Mitty Moo roll around playing all over the house. Charlie screams like a woman in labor .....lol.....lol....So during my day of rest I just turned up the volume of the TV and ignored the two cats.
My neighbor text me concerned that they had not seen me outside for two days. It was not until the 3rd day that I realized why he text me?
I spoke to him Monday when checking my mail and he had a huge shit eating grin on his face. He ask again if I was ok, I said yes and he started laughing :) He said they were setting on the porch listening to alot of screaming and thumping...lol......lol....It was Charlie and Mitty Moo ......CHARLIE SCREAMING AND HER AND MITTY MOO ROLLING AROND THUMPING AGAINST THE FRONT DOOR. ...................................AND THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD THOUGHT I WAS HAVING SOME WILD FUN................LOL.............LOL
from: Me
to: Bonnie Wolf
date: Thu, Jun 16, 2011 at 12:25 PM
subject: Re: the crazy cat story
Wait, so you did or did not fuck the cat?
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from: Bonnie Wolf
Wait, so you did or did not fuck the cat?
-- Sean Jackson
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from: Bonnie Wolf
to: Me
date: Thu, Jun 16, 2011 at 6:03 PM
subject: re: the crazy cat story
I DID NOT BUT THE NEIGHBORS THOUGHT I WAS HAVING WILD SEX WITH SOMEONE LOL...
from: Me
I DID NOT BUT THE NEIGHBORS THOUGHT I WAS HAVING WILD SEX WITH SOMEONE LOL...
from: Me
to: Bonnie Wolfe
date: Mon, Jun 20, 2011 at 3:50 PM
subject: Re: the crazy cat story
On your recommendation, I've spent the week trying to have sex with the neighborhood cats. I don't know if it's the fact that their feral or not, but they do not seem to enjoy my advances. I've had several lacerations on my penis. Doesn't matter if they're male or female. There's one, who I've named Rocky, who has a particular habit for nailing my testicles over and over. I think he think's it's a speed bag.
I did have a little bit of success sprinkling cat nip on my member, but that seems to just get them more worked up after about ten minutes.
It's been very interesting having to explain these injuries to the local vet, as they don't seem to think that it's their job to treat me. I figure a wound from an animal would be best treated by a vet. They, and the local police, seem to disagree.
I look forward to seeing you at my court appearance, and if you could lend me some bail money, and one of your cats, I would truly appreciate it.
from: Bonnie Wolf
to: Me
date: Mon, Jun 20, 2011 at 10:21 PM
subject: Re: the crazy cat story
OH I NEEDED THAT LAUGH..............ANN MARIE IS GOING TO WALK AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY AND EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS................YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ...............I COULD NOT BREATH..................LOL....LOL..
SO WHERE ARE YOU WORKING IN YOUR NEW STORE?
from: Me
On your recommendation, I've spent the week trying to have sex with the neighborhood cats. I don't know if it's the fact that their feral or not, but they do not seem to enjoy my advances. I've had several lacerations on my penis. Doesn't matter if they're male or female. There's one, who I've named Rocky, who has a particular habit for nailing my testicles over and over. I think he think's it's a speed bag.
I did have a little bit of success sprinkling cat nip on my member, but that seems to just get them more worked up after about ten minutes.
It's been very interesting having to explain these injuries to the local vet, as they don't seem to think that it's their job to treat me. I figure a wound from an animal would be best treated by a vet. They, and the local police, seem to disagree.
I look forward to seeing you at my court appearance, and if you could lend me some bail money, and one of your cats, I would truly appreciate it.
from: Bonnie Wolf
to: Me
date: Mon, Jun 20, 2011 at 10:21 PM
subject: Re: the crazy cat story
OH I NEEDED THAT LAUGH..............ANN MARIE IS GOING TO WALK AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY AND EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS................YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ...............I COULD NOT BREATH..................LOL....LOL..
SO WHERE ARE YOU WORKING IN YOUR NEW STORE?
from: Me
to: Bonnie Wolfe
date: Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 3:05 PM
subject: Re: the crazy cat story
I'm working in the animal husbandry section. It's there that we're paid to 'stimulate' the animal until they 'release'.
Now, after this last week, I'm a little jumpy, as could be expected. But I find that when it's the filthy beasts being pleasured, rather than me, they are very accommodating. That's when I can get in and really do the business that, quite honestly, we're all there to enjoy.
The hard part is getting the little mice ready. You've got to have tweezers, a set of jewelers glasses and a steady hand. I find that a little Barry Manilow, Air Supply and some Bacardi Breeze Coolers sets the proper mood.
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Nothing back after that. I think she hates animals.
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